Sh!tshow Contingency Pack
Introducing the Sh!tshow Contingency Pack—the essential kit for navigating life’s unexpected moments with a touch of class and a lot of fun. This pack is a must-have for any wine lover ready to tackle whatever comes their way with style and grace.
What's Inside:
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4 Bottles of Wine:
- Sh!tshow Red: A bold, full-bodied red that’s perfect for those intense, stressful days.
- Sh!tshow White: Crisp and refreshing, this white wine is ideal for cooling down when the heat is on.
- Sh!tshow Rosé: Light and breezy, this rosé is your go-to for keeping things relaxed and cheerful.
- Sh!tshow Sweet Rosé: A sweeter twist on the classic, perfect for those moments when you need a little extra comfort.
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2 Sh!tshow Wine Glasses: Because no sh!tshow is complete without the proper glassware.
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Bottle Stopper: Preserve the chaos for later with our handy stopper.
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Postcard: Send a message of solidarity (or a cry for help) to a fellow sh!tshow survivor.
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3 Stickers: Deck out your gear with a reminder that you’re prepared for anything.
Why You Need It:
The Sh!tshow Contingency Pack isn’t just a wine kit—it’s your lifeline for surviving and thriving through life’s unpredictable moments. Whether you’re celebrating small victories, commiserating over setbacks, or just needing a break from the madness, this pack has got you covered. Perfect for gifting or keeping all to yourself, it’s the ultimate companion for every wine-loving warrior.
Order Now and Be Prepared:
Don’t let life’s sh!tshows catch you off guard. Order your Sh!tshow Contingency Pack today and ensure you’re always ready to toast to resilience and good times.
